My friend Andy Tullis was brave enough to get within a couple hundred yards of me to take this sequence of a high-speed backside slash over a perfectly groomed little roller at Bachelor. After further review of the final frame, I’ve come to the realization that I am actually a primal indigenous northwestern large-head skunk ape… that was previously misplaced. My facial posture implies that I am sub-consciously wanting to take a banana to the throat. I am thus planning to ride a skunk ape 162 BTX next year, on which I hear you can carve out an even more slippery backside fan…. Thanks Mervin.